doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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