One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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