I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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