hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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