she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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