It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize