oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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