Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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