How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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