why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I met the friendliest cop last night
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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