Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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