these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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