I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
my poor anus
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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