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(937): View more from Ohio

i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

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(630): View more from Illinois

That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(514): View more from Quebec

Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.

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(303): View more from Colorado

WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?

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