Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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