what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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