sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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