hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
