I wannas sexs uuuuu
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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