clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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