Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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