I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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