billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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