Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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