i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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