It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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