It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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