He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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