On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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