how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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