these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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