hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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