The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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