i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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