Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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