I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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