Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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