I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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