If that was your dad, he is hot
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I didn't notice because vodka
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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