i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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