I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
only if we run a train.
done.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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