he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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