Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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