She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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