so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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