so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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