we're blogging at a bar
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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