like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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