addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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