omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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