I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What a fucking waste of an outfit
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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