You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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