We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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