and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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