Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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