susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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