nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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