If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Still dying that you shit outside
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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